Dear Mr. Masen

Chapter 6 Teaser

She stood there, still blinking rapidly and looking at me as if I were a ghost. Or at least some sort of hologram, like in Star Wars. Surely someone in IT had educated her on that matter. Either way, she seemed astonished that I had appeared at her door. I waited patiently for her to say something, glancing down to take in the sight of her pajamas. They really were quite comical.

The lips reminded me of the kiss she had with The Masturbator, a kiss apparently so wonderful that he couldn't contain his excitement. It then occurred to me that I was standing in the hallway, in the exact same spot he'd been standing in when said event occurred.

"I don't mean to be intrusive, but can we talk inside?" I suggested. "I've just realized that I'm standing in the same spot that The Masturbator was standing in when he...uh, made a delivery at your door." I paused before continuing. "And that reference alone should prove that I am me and not someone else. So, may I come in?"